I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
。・゚・゚ʕ゚>ᴥ<ʔ・゚・。
(via sweetemptationn)
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
。・゚・゚ʕ゚>ᴥ<ʔ・゚・。
(via sweetemptationn)
sometimes i get sad but then i think about all the fuckin swag i have and everything is alright again
(via whorville)
i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible
(via epic-humor)
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish
One is an inanimate object used for musical purposes while the other is a water inhabiting vertebrate
you can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish
(Source: aclorable, via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
reblog if you have ever done a drug
jokes on you because im a cop and drugs are illegal
On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response?
“Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.”
“NOPE” i scream from the top of Mt. Everest as i jump off and qwop into the fucking sun
(Source: vaspim, via robert-downey-jesus)
I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much
(Source: lordoftheinternet, via hefuckin)